Johnny Cash has such a deep voice, you couldn’t throw a cat through it – it’d bounce right back.

Johnny Cash has such a deep voice, you couldn’t throw a cat through it – it’d bounce right back.

I got this email today – some con job from god knows where – the text is just unbelievable, so I thought I’d post it. I mean, what the fuck?
“Hello Dear
With Respect,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before.
After you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private Email contact below. introducing myself, I am shamita dahman the Only Daughter of the late Dahman Dominic, my father was a gold and cocoa merchant based in accra , Ghana and Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips recently.
Before his death, He called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of 6.500,000USD deposited in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Cote d’ Ivoire, that he used my name for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.
I will need your assistance as follows:
1) To assist me in retrieving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.
Reply to my private e-mail box below
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Awaiting your urgent reply.
Regards,
Shamita Dahman.
this track isn’t for everyone
but if you’re one of those it is for, man do you enjoy it!
lil wayne‘s wordplay just goes on & on, spilling out unchecked
like language is a euphoric plaything, and time is not a problem
and he’s some kind of Dadaist pimp, chopping up sentences, throwing them into the air, and letting them fall where they may
one of those People Who Write Clever Comments on the Internet said that this track is “metaphor heaven” – the metaphor lives an unassuming life, dies, other metaphors and some similes get together at the wake for a royal piss-up, and then here’s where it reappears..
Lil Wayne – 6 Foot 7 Foot (Feat. Cory Gunz)
as featured in The Very Closed Circle, strip #140
as seen in The Very Closed Circle, strip # 135…
Στη συναυλία των Empty Frame στο Αν, ένα χνούδι χόρευε μόνο του μεσ’ τις τουαλέτες, έδειχνε να πέφτει και μετά ανέβαινε πάλι προς το ηλεκτρικό φως.
Στη Βαλτετσίου το σινε-Ριβιέρα είχε στα Προσεχώς Γούντι Άλλεν & Μόντι Πάιθον.
Όσοι έπιναν ναρκωτικά ξύπνησαν αργά, και όσοι δούλευαν το πρωί κοιμήθηκαν νωρίς.
Ένας ταξιτζής μονολογούσε ότι δεν είχε τίποτα με τους ξένους, αλλά αν τον πειράξει κανείς θα του κόψει το λαρύγγι.
Στην Καλλιδρομίου, ένας μπάτσος είχε αφήσει ένα αδέσποτο να κοιμηθεί πάνω στο πόδι του.
Έρχεται καλοκαίρι.
2010 ah huh-huh-huh bits & bobs cause and effect crosley shelvador day in the life do not donut electroptica famous last words flying hamsters i got stripes on my shoulder lil wayne London underground man with a movie camera mick fleetwood Mick Globule night of the hunter poems purple wave tangles & thickets the cosmic rug theremin the shape of umbrellas whale at a party οδός δαφνομήλη
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